BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)
GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
SAb kEhte hAiN 9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy, Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy, Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..?? 1. TiME ChAngE 2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think.. Ans is SHOPPING! :-p God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
What's An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy?? Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE CoVEr... NEvEr?? JhooT boLTE ho? KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA . BAkrA ... :p ;->
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna NAAK SAAF ;->
Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! That's SMILE Keep Smiling..