once there lived a sexy man |
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Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...
"DINNER" ;->
u Dirty mind...
upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P
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miracle of life |
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Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
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=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=
Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...
"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia 'FARAZ' ko... =P ;->
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girl now u knw how i feel
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Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
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potti remix |
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"Potti Remix"
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
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nargis koi mamoli larki nahi |
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Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.
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teacher isko englis |
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Teacher: isko english man translate kro
"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"
boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
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govrment ny aeilan k |
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Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.
sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
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(A Pakistani Film Actor)
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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "
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teacher kisses ko |
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Teacher: 'Kisses' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
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